The United Socialist States of Newfoundislands is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 398 million Newfoundislandsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Newfoundislandsian economy, worth 35.8 trillion Newdollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 89,986 Newdollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, it isn't 'real music' without several cannons, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfoundislands's national animal is the Newfoundislandsian Land Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Newfoundislands is ranked 11,210^th in the world and 213^th in the Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 62.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.