The Kingdom of New Vaslevia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Andrzej Nowak with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.855 billion Vaslevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valestrin. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Vaslevian economy, worth 408 trillion Euro €s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,690 Euro €s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

All the playground's a stage for Vaslevian schoolchildren, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and New Vaslevia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Vaslevia's national animal is the caramel dog🐕🐕🐕, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is straightening of caramel dogs🐕🐕🐕.

New Vaslevia is ranked 41,604^th in the world and 7^th in Arakeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,594.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.