Population | 41.528 billion |
Currency | mud patty |
Animal | bapher |
The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.528 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,365 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,131 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Wisconsota is ranked 123,157th in the world and 2,582nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,012.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wisconsota was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Food Quality.
- : Wisconsota was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Wisconsota resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Wisconsota was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Wisconsota was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Wisconsota was endorsed by The Militaristic Republic of Star Winter.
- : Wisconsota was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Dotopolis.
- : Wisconsota was endorsed by The United States of Northern Orthoxine.
- : Wisconsota was endorsed by The Republic of Zyropia.
- : Wisconsota was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.