The Federation of Andonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jacob Green with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.763 billion Andonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landfall. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,121 trillion Andonian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,567 Andonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Dove has a hungry look, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown. Andonia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andonia is ranked 7,044^th in the world and 340^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.