The Loving patriot society of New Tanzaka is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Alfred von Kissami with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.324 billion New Tanzakans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hizalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Tanzakan economy, worth 186 trillion Raiglemarks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,104 Raiglemarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,604 per year while the poor average 13,522, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of New Tanzaka are famed for their reasonable volume levels, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, and citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tanzaka's national animal is the Tartaron Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Tanzaka is ranked 279,495^th in the world and 14,741^st in Balder for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.