The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Balder
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Balder is ranked 5,008th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 2. |  The Bodysnatchars of Economichunger | Corporate Police State | “finally s3” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Spamwich | Capitalist Paradise | “Rude, rich, and ready to rumble.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Edisonia | Corporate Police State | “All hail the golden profit bird! *squawk*” | |
| 5. |  The Capitalizt Merchant-State of Wolfgramnation | Left-Leaning College State | “Ruthless Determination, Leviathanic Ambition” | |
| 6. |  The Recently-Discovered Ruins of Early Man | Democratic Socialists | “no way to prevent this” | |
| 7. |  The Bolivarian Republic of Robert Downey Jr | Anarchy | “The stronger the state, the freer the individual.” | |
| 8. |  The Wasteland of Furikuri | Father Knows Best State | “Become one with Atom” | |
| 9. | The Two Moves of Snotknocker | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Multislacking...” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Axmanie | Anarchy | “Größe-Macht und Autorität” |