The Dominion of New Ordep is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.426 billion New Ordepians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Ordepian economy, worth 218 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,023 Imperial Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,627 per year while the poor average 14,083, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human, and citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ordep's national animal is the Argyrean Tobacco Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Ordep is ranked 298,234^th in the world and 18^th in Urcean Civilization for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.