The Constitutional Monarchy of New Orashyseding is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 1.949 billion New Orashysedingians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong New Orashysedingian economy, worth 98.8 trillion lire a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 50,700 lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,573 per year while the poor average 3,783, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. New Orashyseding's national animal is the unicorn.

New Orashyseding is ranked 193,696^th in the world and 1^st in hameveh for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.77 percentage of bribes refused.