The Community of New Konsan Polynesia is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 6.707 billion New Konsan Polynesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Konsan Polynesian economy, worth 358 trillion Hasvas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,395 Hasvas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and new pests have been imported into New Konsan Polynesia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Konsan Polynesia's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Konsan Polynesia is ranked 162,893^rd in the world and 5^th in Cataclyst Order for Fattest Citizens, with 9.81 Obesity Rate.