The World Eaters of New Kalve is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Red Butcher with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.493 billion New Kalveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kalvean economy, worth 843 trillion Kalvean Ruis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,492 Kalvean Ruis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 486,666 per year while the poor average 36,909, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kalve's national animal is the Spotted Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Khorne the Blood God.

New Kalve is ranked 16,537^th in the world and 3^rd in Furry Hangout for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 35,067.6 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.