The United Socialist States of Eevees is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Finlay with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.83 billion Eevees are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eeveesian economy, worth 87.4 trillion Stones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,776 Stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eevees's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eevees is ranked 6,858^th in the world and 4^th in Furry Hangout for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,854.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.