The Dawn of New Halo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Aboizi Biden with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.322 billion Haloians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Halo City. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haloian economy, worth 841 trillion Todo's a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,641 Todo's, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, and new laws are ignored if they don't have a tabloid-style headline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Halo's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Halo is ranked 237,389^th in the world and 16^th in Endless Highway for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,315.42 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.