The Imperium of New Eastern Roma is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Basileus Nikolai II with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.305 billion Rhōmaîoi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kōnstantinoupolis. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rhōmaîoi economy, worth 411 trillion Soliduses a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,646 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eastern Roma's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Eastern Roma is ranked 63,951^st in the world and 3,173^rd in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,588.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.