The Independent Republic of New Doomsland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Blaskowicz with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.808 billion Doomslandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killingrad. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doomslandian economy, worth 796 trillion Obols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,676 Obols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, money grows on trees, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and a government program is underway to revitalize New Doomsland's beaches. Crime is totally unknown. New Doomsland's national animal is the Dreadwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Doomsland is ranked 304,496^th in the world and 2,969^th in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.