The High Ranking Official of New Canada Fried Chicken is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.075 billion New Canada Fried Chickenians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong New Canada Fried Chickenian economy, worth 272 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 66,844 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,143 per year while the poor average 10,442, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Postcards from New Canada Fried Chickenian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, Leader has just been declared ruler of New Canada Fried Chicken in an international press conference, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Canada Fried Chicken's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Canada Fried Chicken is ranked 154,553^rd in the world and 2^nd in Kentucky Fried Chicken for Largest Populations, with 4.08 billion capita.