The Republic of New Bulgariscka is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 318 million New Bulgarisckans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong New Bulgarisckan economy, worth 19.3 trillion bcoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,767 bcoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,391 per year while the poor average 11,286, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, Harry Potter books are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime is a problem. New Bulgariscka's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

New Bulgariscka is ranked 125,489^th in the world and 3^rd in Corvinia for Highest Average Incomes, with 60,767.71 Standard Monetary Units.