The Empire of New Armenian Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.647 billion New Armenian Empireans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The very strong New Armenian Empirean economy, worth 933 trillion Reformed Drams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 63,725 Reformed Drams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,836 per year while the poor average 11,889, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed, Lions are considered a delicacy, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. New Armenian Empire's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Armenian Empire is ranked 226,259^th in the world and 9,646^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.42 law-abiding acts per hour.