The Kingdom of New Arcellia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 395 million New Arcellians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selabain. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Arcellian economy, worth 22.8 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 57,835 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Arcellia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Arcellia is ranked 144,354^th in the world and 759^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 956.81 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.