The Union of Asian Communes is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Sun Jun with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.94 billion Asians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asian economy, worth 462 trillion New Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 157,245 New Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why General Secretary Sun Jun is a silly poophead, General Secretary Sun Jun's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asian Communes's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asian Communes is ranked 142,039^th in the world and 665^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,696.53 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.