The Kingdom of Neustria is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 645 million Neustrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Neustrian economy, worth 44.9 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,562 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,527 per year while the poor average 15,573, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Neustria's national animal is the Reichsadler, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Neustria is ranked 224,917^th in the world and 8,431^st in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.