The Kingdom of Nerdphoria is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Tyrantosaurus Rex with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.761 billion Nerdphorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Undabanam Undabanakta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nerdphorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,400 trillion Talars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,170 Talars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 644,385 per year while the poor average 16,662, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, the land is no place for fish, and businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nerdphoria's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Nerdphoria is ranked 49,094^th in the world and 3^rd in Barbaria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,776.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.