The Kingdom of Nerdphoria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tyrantosaurus Rex with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.976 billion Nerdphorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Undabanam Undabanakta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nerdphorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,415 trillion Talars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 134,371 Talars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 689,728 per year while the poor average 14,335, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, and boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nerdphoria's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Nerdphoria is ranked 293,295^th in the world and 6^th in Barbaria for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.