The Commonwealth of Neoplego is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Noble Halli Scott with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.93 billion Neoplegoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Administration isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shont. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The strong Neoplegoan economy, worth 198 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,506 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mirrors are making record sales, bins outnumber trees in city parks, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neoplego's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neoplego is ranked 286,147^th in the world and 16^th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 26.54 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.