The Tropical Empire of NeoPacificus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sovereign Jamison with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.664 billion NeoPacificans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akasha. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NeoPacifican economy, worth a remarkable 5,350 trillion Darseks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 208,479 Darseks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's said that Sovereign Jamison can turn every pleasure into a chore, young girls who ask their parents for a pony are routinely lobotomised (NeoPacificus has found 3 easter eggs), any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeoPacificus's national animal is the Drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NeoPacificus is ranked 13,667^th in the world and 40^th in Yggdrasil for Highest Food Quality, scoring 140.74 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.