The Confederacy of Cfdu1202 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.715 billion Cfdu1202ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cfdu1202 City. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cfdu1202ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,046 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 269,670 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Cfdu1202 to be bombproof, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime is totally unknown. Cfdu1202's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cfdu1202 is ranked 7,323^rd in the world and 22^nd in Yggdrasil for Largest Governments, scoring 38.5 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.