The Confederacy of Cfdu1202 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.708 billion Cfdu1202ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cfdu1202 City. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cfdu1202ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,044 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 269,670 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Cfdu1202 to be bombproof, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime is totally unknown. Cfdu1202's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cfdu1202 is ranked 5,876^th in the world and 16^th in Yggdrasil for Most Cultured, scoring 144 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.