The Mute icecream Waifu of Neo27 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.164 billion Neo27ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.3%.

The powerhouse Neo27ian economy, worth 558 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,560 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,287 per year while the poor average 24,386, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo27's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neo27 is ranked 54,258^th in the world and 596^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,623.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.