The Matriarchy of Nene is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 803 million Nenebians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisdom🦷City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The strong Nenean economy, worth 74.0 trillion Pennes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,163 Pennes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's spies are always on break time, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nene, and nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nene's national animal is the Nēnē, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nene is ranked 328,014^th in the world and 285^th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.