The Queendom of Nelliea is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.435 billion Nellieans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 6.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nelliean economy, worth 177 trillion beans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,641 beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prank shows are so hot right now, parents claim to love their institutionalized children "separately but equally", crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nelliea's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nelliea is ranked 175,902^nd in the world and 722^nd in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 933.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.