The Ancient Realm of Neerod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Gwenhwyfar with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.793 billion Neerodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aidahua. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neerodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion Neerod Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,828 Neerod Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neerod's national animal is the Virginia striatula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Adonai.

Neerod is ranked 48,687^th in the world and 15^th in Yochland for Safest, scoring 103.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.