The Ancient Realm of Neerod is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Queen Gwenhwyfar with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.055 billion Neerodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aidahua. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neerodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,066 trillion Neerod Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,443 Neerod Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, all guns must be registered, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neerod's national animal is the Virginia striatula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Adonai.

Neerod is ranked 104,091^st in the world and 1^st in Yochland for Highest Drug Use, scoring 168.51 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.