The Socialist Republic of Nebareno is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Margei with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.176 billion Nebarenoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharburg. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nebarenoan economy, worth 503 trillion INDS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,365 INDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nebareno's national animal is the Espa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nebareno is ranked 323,932^nd in the world and 57^th in Wintercrest for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.28 on the Kitten Softness Rating.