The Montagnard Republic of Nearly Finland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Steward Lucie Arouet with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.146 billion Noofs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oisin. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noofish economy, worth a remarkable 5,720 trillion Assignats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 333,651 Assignats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Noofish emissions at all, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime is totally unknown. Nearly Finland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oluc.

Nearly Finland is ranked 878^th in the world and 47^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 269,256.97 Standard Monetary Units.