Largest Cheese Export Sector: 477thLargest Publishing Industry: 478thHighest Disposable Incomes: 603rd
The Montagnard Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Potius mori quam foedari.
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nearly Finland

Population14.397 billion

CapitalOisin
LeaderSteward Lucie Arouet
FaithOluc

CurrencyScoot
AnimalSwan

The Montagnard Republic of Nearly Finland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steward Lucie Arouet with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.397 billion Noofs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oisin. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noofish economy, worth a remarkable 4,557 trillion Scoots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 316,567 Scoots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Steward Lucie Arouet's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Nearly Finland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oluc.

Nearly Finland is ranked 137,123rd in the world and 3rd in American Union for Most Stationary, with 90.35260189652 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 477thLargest Publishing Industry: 478thHighest Disposable Incomes: 603rdMost Inclusive: 675thHighest Food Quality: 695thMost Cultured: 704thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 826thMost Scientifically Advanced: 903rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 940thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 960thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 980thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,046thSmartest Citizens: 1,092ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,251stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,313thNicest Citizens: 1,357thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,492ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,498thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,594thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,940thHighest Average Incomes: 1,974thMost Developed: 2,053rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,124thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,804thHighest Economic Output: 2,976thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,138thSafest: 3,395thMost Secular: 3,695thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,746thLowest Crime Rates: 7,447thLargest Retail Industry: 8,511thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,899thLargest Governments: 9,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,481stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,665thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,617thLargest Populations: 21,012thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,150th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nearly Finland's influence in American Union rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Nearly Finland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Nearly Finland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Nearly Finland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Nearly Finland's influence in American Union rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Nearly Finland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Nearly Finland, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Steward Lucie Arouet's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Nearly Finland, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Nearly Finland, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Nearly Finland, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.

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