The Holy Empire of Naturally Fictional Tasks is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.196 billion Apes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish an Ape economy, worth 161 trillion TNPCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 22,414 TNPCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, contestants on Naturally Fictional Tasks's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, elections have been outlawed, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naturally Fictional Tasks's national animal is the Ape, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Naturally Fictional Tasks is ranked 316,727^th in the world and 4^th in Alcatraz for Most Developed, scoring 46.67 on the Human Development Index.