The Dảxlamic Principality of Nattsbia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ay Dakh Jiuaw Ri kus Tash with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate population of 10.247 billion Nattsbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Split on the Sea. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nattsbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion Tonkhs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,249 Tonkhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nattsbia's national animal is the Shiik toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dảxlam.

Nattsbia is ranked 29,885^th in the world and 60^th in Declansburg for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.