The United States of Nascarr is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Figgy Earnhardt with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.441 billion Nascarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daytona. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The powerhouse Nascarrian economy, worth 192 trillion Lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 78,680 Lugnuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, there's a mortuary next to every Nascarrian restaurant, lending money has become a major liability, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nascarr's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Holy Order of the V8.

Nascarr is ranked 96,855^th in the world and 59^th in Canada for Smartest Citizens, with 37.15 quips per hour.