The Republic of Nas63 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.54 billion Nas63ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Nas63ian economy, worth 226 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,010 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the free market's hand is quite visible, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas63's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Nas63 is ranked 65,581st in the world and 20th in The Ninth Army for Highest Poor Incomes, with 45,221.66 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nas63, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in
Nas63, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in
Nas63, the free market's hand is quite visible.
- : Following new legislation in
Nas63, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in
Nas63, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies.
- : Following new legislation in
Nas63, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
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Nas63, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
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Nas63, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in
Nas63, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
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Nas63 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".






