The Republic of NAS57 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.114 billion NAS57ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.
The large but inefficient NAS57ian economy, worth 213 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,942 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,024 per year while the poor average 8,843, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.
Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, students are taught to count with all 9 fingers, and nobody knows why the caged Eagle sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NAS57's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NAS57 is ranked 60,488th in the world and 10th in The Ninth Army for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,297.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NAS57, nobody knows why the caged Eagle sings.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS57, students are taught to count with all 9 fingers.
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NAS57 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
NAS57, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS57, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
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NAS57, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
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NAS57, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS57, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS57, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on NAS57ian roads.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS57, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Eagle.










