The Republic of NAS13 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.286 billion NAS13ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.1%.

The powerhouse NAS13ian economy, worth 384 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,650 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NAS13's national animal is the Eagle.

NAS13 is ranked 44,638^th in the world and 9^th in The Ninth Army for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,923.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.