The People's Republic of Narvus is a huge, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 507 million Narvish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azurbrooke. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Narvish economy, worth 53.1 trillion Kors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,640 Kors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Goats have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, raccoons are plump and satiated, group hugs break out during floor votes, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narvus's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Narvus is ranked 28,948^th in the world and 18^th in Rosaria for Nicest Citizens, with 20.42 average smiles per day.