The Cakeist People's Republic of Namante is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hari Callaka with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.1 billion Namanti are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haccata-çe. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Namanten economy, worth 273 trillion Denariis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,385 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Hari Callaka, and the children of Namante are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown. Namante's national animal is the Squongle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Namante is ranked 27,627^th in the world and 612^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,681.83 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.