Highest Poor Incomes: 154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 345th
The Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Nakahadoma!
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nakohadoma

Population11.032 billion

CurrencyHadoma
AnimalDove

The Commonwealth of Nakohadoma is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.032 billion Nakohadomen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakohadoman economy, worth a remarkable 6,374 trillion Hadomas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 577,846 Hadomas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire, entomologists flock to Nakohadoma City for its remarkable gadfly population, and the state subsidizes liposuction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nakohadoma's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nakohadoma is ranked 872nd in the world and 35th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,107.14 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 345thHighest Average Incomes: 401stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 403rdLargest Black Market: 483rdMost Patriotic: 753rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 775thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 804thLargest Governments: 868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 872ndMost Armed: 925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,057thMost Efficient Economies: 1,409thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,536thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,563rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,571stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,577thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,625thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,630thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,662ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,732ndMost Developed: 2,264thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,288thLargest Mining Sector: 2,523rdSmartest Citizens: 2,604thHighest Economic Output: 2,797thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,054thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,262ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,397thMost Cultured: 3,455thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,472ndMost Inclusive: 3,917thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,212thHighest Food Quality: 5,431stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,433rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,824thRudest Citizens: 7,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,746thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,917thFattest Citizens: 11,051stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,000thTop
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Most Secular: 17,757thMost Income Equality: 20,154thMost Accessible: 26,119thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,737thMost Authoritarian: 31,276th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 42nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionMost Cultured: 148th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 163rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 168th in the regionMost Inclusive: 172nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 210th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 222nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 257th in the regionRudest Citizens: 322nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 324th in the regionFattest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 430th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 464th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 558th in the regionMost Influential: 620th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 874th in the regionMost Secular: 964th in the regionMost Accessible: 1,221st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,361st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,453rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nakohadoma's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Nakohadoma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Nakohadoma's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Nakohadoma, the state subsidizes liposuction.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakohadoma, entomologists flock to Nakohadoma City for its remarkable gadfly population.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakohadoma, the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakohadoma, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakohadoma, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Nakohadoma was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Nakohadoma ceased to exist in Lonely Nations.

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