The Grand Duchy of Nairsu is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.801 billion Nairsuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nairsuan economy, worth 555 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,716 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nairsu's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nairsu is ranked 11,836^th in the world and 222^nd in the Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 61.08 on the Kitten Softness Rating.