The Armed Republic of Nafoland is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.612 billion Nafolandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nafolandian economy, worth 191 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 118,965 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nafoland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nafoland is ranked 15,608^th in the world and 28^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,956.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.