The Conglomerate of Nadal Mobianordia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mobianordiaman with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, feral children, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.731 billion Nadal Mobianordians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bimodal Anode. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadal Mobianordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,206 trillion double dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 226,705 double dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bimodal Anode Times is sold out, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadal Mobianordia's national animal is the novelty vending machine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meritocracy.

Nadal Mobianordia is ranked 291,430^th in the world and 183^rd in Lands End for Nicest Citizens, with 0.17 average smiles per day.