The Fiefdom of Muzzy is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.89 billion Muzzyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Muzzyian economy, worth 80.5 trillion Clocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,601 Clocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,571 per year while the poor average 2,670, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Muzzy's national animal is the Muzzy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Muzzy is ranked 25,318^th in the world and 3^rd in The Mood for Highest Drug Use, scoring 371.37 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.