The Commonwealth of Muzzala is a fledgling, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Cobra population. The hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Muzzalans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Muzzalan economy, worth 350 billion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,929 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Muzzala's national animal is the Cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Muzzala is ranked 156,682^nd in the world and 436^th in Horizon for Nudest, with 119.25 cheeks per square mile.