The Kingdom of Muzum is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.18 billion Muzumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Industry isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tabit. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Muzumian economy, worth 10.6 trillion Tuos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 8,991 Tuos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Alpaca Park is the tallest building in Muzum, Muzum has designated Tabit as its capital city, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muzum's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Muzum is ranked 290,028^th in the world and 113^th in Aceon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.