The Holy Empire of Mutters Milkies is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 174 million Mutters Milkiesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The Mutters Milkiesian economy, worth 10.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,296 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Decongestants have replaced bitcoins in street transactions, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mutters Milkies's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mutters Milkies is ranked 35,510^th in the world and 437^th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.