The Ominous Caretakers of Mum is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.149 billion Mumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.9%.

The strong Mumian economy, worth 195 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,154 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Mum's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mum is ranked 254,085^th in the world and 7^th in Venice for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.31 law-abiding acts per hour.