The Confederacy of Mulaonia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Alex Vars with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.573 billion Mulaonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluckzburg. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mulaonian economy, worth 729 trillion Clack Mulas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,892 Clack Mulas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the mouth-frothing Mulaonian can be confused for a rabid Chicken, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mulaonia's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mulaonia is ranked 66,206^th in the world and 21^st in Astellaria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,140.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.