The Holy A13 Founding Father of Muffs is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.455 billion Muffsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mufficio. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Muffsian economy, worth 488 trillion Muffinos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 109,572 Muffinos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud The Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Muffs, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, and modesty is treated with the side-eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muffs's national animal is the Muffin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muffinity.

Muffs is ranked 40,941^st in the world and 2^nd in a13 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 60.8 kickbacks per hour.